One of my best lady friends ( Erica) gave birth on Sunday. Due to the nature of the delivery ( everything’s fine just hospital protocol or some shit) we ( visitors) have not been able to hold or get a good look at the baby. I stopped by to visit again today and Erica said they would be able to wheel her over to the window so we could see her up close this time. I’ve seen newborn babies before, but I was in awe of her and goddamn it, got a little misty eyed too. I’m still undecided about having kids of my own but there is certainly something miraculous about newborn life.

It sounds like someone left a fan on, and I think it kinda worked. I actually slept really well last night but this might also have been because I’ve been depressed and exhausted all week and my body was finally all ” Fuck you bitch, I’m going to sleep.”

So yeah, baby music, maybe it makes me a weirdo but I’m kinda desperate. We’ll see how it goes, if it doesn’t help I may take my friend’s suggestion and get a rocking chair-it seems I sleep better when I’m riding in the car ( Like a fucking BABY) 

frankiestarbuzz:

 NICK CANNON IS CARRYING MARIAH CAREY’S DIVA SPAWN

Don’t let those other celeb sites fool you. Nick is the one who’s pregnant NOT Mariah. A Mariah spokesperson issued this statement:

” We wish to make it perfectly clear that Ms. Carey is NOT pregnant. It is physically impossible for Ms Carey to carry and deliver a child due to the fact that she has a penis. The couple have been trying  to conceive for quite some time and after many setbacks, Ms Carey and Nick were thrilled to find that Nick would finally be able to carry Ms Carey’s diva seed. “ 

An insider tells us that Mariah is adamant that Nick produces a girl to carry on the Mimi name and that possible names for the baby are, but not limited to:
- Mimi Butterfly Carey
- Mariah  Glitter Carey
-Mariah Mariah Carey

Check back with Shitblasters as the story develops

peace love and shitblasters
xoxo Celeste