1. Instead of antidepressants, they should just start leasing infants to people.

    A half hour of holding a sleeping newborn and my brain was freed from my stupidity.

    Andrea told me about her birthing experience. I’m now both terrified and inspired by pregnancy. How do our bodies just know how to DO that?! And why the fuck would you want to put your body through that?

    Oh right, because of the new little person you get to meet when it’s all done.

    I’ve been told it’s worth it.

    3 months ago  /  2 notes

  2. I need to stop watching Ben with babies cause it makes me want to have one. I know being a parent isn’t a priority for him and I’m typically on the fence about it and I’m happy and content with how things are right now plus we’re like broke all the fucking time, but when I see him with other kids, I can’t help but think that we’d both be really great with one of our own. And people do this with multiple kids and with much less than what we have, we could totally rock it with one right?
    Right???
    Then again, I do have a hard time remembering to feed the cats.
    Perhaps it’s best to stick to “aunt” and “uncle”
    We can be good at that too :)

    4 months ago  /  2 notes

  3. I have no words to title this

    One of my best lady friends ( Erica) gave birth on Sunday. Due to the nature of the delivery ( everything’s fine just hospital protocol or some shit) we ( visitors) have not been able to hold or get a good look at the baby. I stopped by to visit again today and Erica said they would be able to wheel her over to the window so we could see her up close this time. I’ve seen newborn babies before, but I was in awe of her and goddamn it, got a little misty eyed too. I’m still undecided about having kids of my own but there is certainly something miraculous about newborn life.

    1 year ago  /  5 notes

  4. Mark my words, in about 9 months we’re gonna be seeing lots of Shades of Grey babies.
    – My coworker Christie, we like to talk smut on our lunch breaks

    2 years ago  /  0 notes

  5. In an attempt to combat my sleep problems, I purchased ” Sleep Music Sound: White Noise for Babies”

    It sounds like someone left a fan on, and I think it kinda worked. I actually slept really well last night but this might also have been because I’ve been depressed and exhausted all week and my body was finally all ” Fuck you bitch, I’m going to sleep.”

    So yeah, baby music, maybe it makes me a weirdo but I’m kinda desperate. We’ll see how it goes, if it doesn’t help I may take my friend’s suggestion and get a rocking chair-it seems I sleep better when I’m riding in the car ( Like a fucking BABY) 

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  6. frankiestarbuzz:

 NICK CANNON IS CARRYING MARIAH CAREY’S DIVA SPAWN
Don’t let those other celeb sites fool you. Nick is the one who’s pregnant NOT Mariah. A Mariah spokesperson issued this statement:
” We wish to make it perfectly clear that Ms. Carey is NOT pregnant. It is physically impossible for Ms Carey to carry and deliver a child due to the fact that she has a penis. The couple have been trying  to conceive for quite some time and after many setbacks, Ms Carey and Nick were thrilled to find that Nick would finally be able to carry Ms Carey’s diva seed. “ 
An insider tells us that Mariah is adamant that Nick produces a girl to carry on the Mimi name and that possible names for the baby are, but not limited to:- Mimi Butterfly Carey- Mariah  Glitter Carey-Mariah Mariah Carey
Check back with Shitblasters as the story develops
peace love and shitblastersxoxo Celeste 

    frankiestarbuzz:

     NICK CANNON IS CARRYING MARIAH CAREY’S DIVA SPAWN

    Don’t let those other celeb sites fool you. Nick is the one who’s pregnant NOT Mariah. A Mariah spokesperson issued this statement:

    ” We wish to make it perfectly clear that Ms. Carey is NOT pregnant. It is physically impossible for Ms Carey to carry and deliver a child due to the fact that she has a penis. The couple have been trying  to conceive for quite some time and after many setbacks, Ms Carey and Nick were thrilled to find that Nick would finally be able to carry Ms Carey’s diva seed. “ 

    An insider tells us that Mariah is adamant that Nick produces a girl to carry on the Mimi name and that possible names for the baby are, but not limited to:
    - Mimi Butterfly Carey
    - Mariah  Glitter Carey
    -Mariah Mariah Carey

    Check back with Shitblasters as the story develops

    peace love and shitblasters
    xoxo Celeste 

    3 years ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: shitblasters