January 2009
i tried to get ben to watch farce of the penguins with me, it was a FAIL. then i tried to get him to watch 7 days in september with me, also a FAIL… i think i should have gone with pee wee’s playhouse
if you're not gearing up to watch letterman right...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
(bill hicks’ banned 1993 performance, as introduced by his mother)
i hereby doubt your importance in my life.
my best friend is flying above me right now on her way to Dubai for a much needed vacation ( she works for emirate airlines so they hooked her up with a flight and hotel stay), by this time tomorrow she’ll probably be riding a camel on the beach in slow motion while I’m stuck on Long Island checking my tumblr…
“You know what Hell is going to be? Being a special guest on The View. If I ever...”
– Ben Ross, venting
24/7 kitty cam :) →
Alaskan Volcano Pending Eruption →
geoweasel:
morningstar:
… the Alaskan volcano expected to erupt at any time, is getting a bit more edgy.
Clearly it demands a sacrifice!
I nominate Sara Palin!
Watchbobbymiller:
THE BEST SHORT FILMS IN THE WORLD Episode # 17 - SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION
Please rate/comment/favorite it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpDeie_v0Y
Lets make the show HUGE in ‘09. Hah! Get it?
Next New Networks — Huge in 08 →
joshleo:
bmspoileralert:
Programming highlights included:
The launch of new networks Nite Fite and TMI Weekly, and new show Beyond the Trailer (part of the Indy Mogul network)
Sigh. Sometimes I really feel like the red headed step child of Next New Networks.
nextnew:
Somehow in all the work and news and shuffle of the past couple months, we neglected to blog a pretty big announcement we...
dear tumblrs,
thelosstrikes:
thefranticsearch:
if you didn’t know, i’m a tea nerd. i work at a tea shop with my dear friend sarah.
what do you think of tea? love it? think it tastes like sticks? what’s your favorite kind? don’t care about the difference between assam and darjeeling? talk tea to me, tumblr friends.
(kanks, jump in at any point!)
sincerely,
caitlin
Nice! tea is lovely, I’m normally a...
bad dream
i had this dream last night that going to the gym had caused me to develop a weird skin disease where patches of my arms and legs had suddlenly turned into this wet canned tuna looking thing, it was coming off in flakes and when the skin was gone there were holes where you could see all the way to the bone. then the doctor told me that all I had to do was go over my skin with a rolling pin and it...
cheapo beauty trick
littleorphanammo:
I read an article today whereupon someone asked Catherine Zeta-Jones what her beauty tips were.
They were all homeopathic, actually reasonable sounding things. One of them was mixing honey with salt for awesome exfoliating and moisturizing.
If you’re like me, you get icky winter skin. And because I do everything movie stars tell me, I tried it, like 5 minutes ago, in the...
What's everyone's age?
joshleo:
geoweasel:
hunsonisgroovy:
justinjustin:
evanbradford:
20!
20! (but i’ll be 21 on feb 5th!!)
20!
19
25… but i feel 21 and my wife is 29
25
geoweasel:
thecakeisalie:
i reeeeeally want some peanut better right now….
I almost made myself a peanut butter sandwich the other day and stopped halfway through when I realized I was basically making a salmonella sandwich.
ugh! i know! it’s so sad!!
i reeeeeally want some peanut better right now….
The "I'm Broke" Meal
littleorphanammo:
fareastmeetswildwest:
dazzlingdelta:
walpaper:
blocksonblox says, “Yeah. I’m broke right now. So I’m eating my go-to “I’m Broke” meal which consists of some hashbrowns, bread with butter/oregano/garlic salt that I broiled in the oven, and some spaghetti sauce to dip said bread in. What’s your “I’m Broke” meal?” —-
This is my “I’m Broke” meal.
i always make pasta or...
Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Rules for Writing Fiction.
lumber:
erik:
ledgeradio:
amandasthoughts:
Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.
Start as close to the end...
mini yay
According to the scale at the gym, I’ve lost 4 pounds since starting. It’s not a lot, but considering I haven’t been going every single day, and I’m not allowing myself to turn into a calorie counting diet nazi, I’d say it’s pretty ok. I’m only one pound away from my five pounds a month goal and I’ve still got a week to go. I was also finally able to...
Epic Win
Nothing better then making dinner from scratch with six of your best friends :) Win!
