December 2008
ben was completely serious.
Ben: I got the Purrina cat food
Me: You mean Purina?
Ben: Yeah, the Purrina.
Me: Ben, it's not Purrina, it's -
Ben: Purrina, 'cause it's cat food.
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littleorphanammo:
“Here are our favorite disgusting stories of 2008. You’re welcome!
It should go without saying that some of these are really, really nasty. You’ve been warned.”
jesus christ
littleorphanammo:
attnwh0re83:
Today is a very...
on intelligence:
superdoofus-stratodrive:
can dolphins really be considered “intelligent” when they’re not even smarter than a kid with down’s syndrome, ocd, adhd, and severe autism?
so, like, they really aren’t all that smart. considering.
ben refers to them as the “assholes of the sea”
i was singing this in my head yesterday :)
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Ben just called...
Ben: So I couldn't get the quarters for the laundry
Me: The bank was out of quarters?
Ben: Actually, yes, they were completely out of quarters
Me: really?
Ben: Yeah, it just got robbed
Me: haha
Ben: No, really. The bank just got robbed. When I got to the bank there were police cars everwhere.
Me: Holy shit!
Ben: Yeah, so you see they really were out of quarters
cranky ...
Fighting the urge to jab mint toothpicks in my eyes… just for shits and gigs
Ben talks of world domination with his grandmother
Ben's grandma: You're going to take over the world?
Ben: Yes, and I'm gonna heat the streets because snow is a problem, I'm getting rid of the DMV and the LIRR and the new currency will be cookies.
Watchsuperdoofus-stratodrive:
billcammack:
Time To Bring It BACK!!! :D
2008’s “The Holiday Sweater Song” by Justin Johnson, Steve Nelson & J-Rad (via Vimeo)
An instant classic, right up there with Charlie Brown & The Grinch!
*of course, The Kid’s in there, somewhere! ;)
hells yeah. go christmastime.
God, cats are really fucking stupid...
As said in a previous post, Ben and I inherited a cat yesterday. We already have a cat ( Littles), who let’s just say is a little bit of a punk bitch to everything in existance. Obviously we knew she would be none too thrilled with our new cat addition. However, last night Littles slept in between Ben and I under the covers while the new cat slept on top of the covers at the foot of the bed....
Cottage →
interesting room escape game I came across on Jay is games ( click the link for many other time wasting games to play online )
eyeonspringfield:
Kirk Van Houten - Can I Borrow A...
The 10 Best Cat Videos Of 2008 →
benisadork:
livejamie:
What a year.
iindia:
Karunesh - Punjab ..
A little glimpse...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
i said i wanna watch...
i haven’t talked to my mother in eleven years, my sister called me to tell me she sent us a letter and she would bring it to my apartment when she came to give me my christmas gifts. i’m really not sure how to feel about it. it’s like everytime i get comfortable with her being out of my life, she pops right back up again and it just opens up all shit fucked memories of my life...