Jen: Hi. I'm Naomi I'm a stupid five year old who loves watching cheesy disney movies about being married and then getting old and dying. GAY!
Me: Hi, I'm Jen I'm a masochistic antichrist who loves watching movies about teenage girls being raped and abused by their neighbors and family.
Jen: Oh yeah, I love that, I touch myself every time I watch that
Me: Oh christ, I bet you probably do
Nov 12th