January 2012
Watchbenisadork:
i got knicks fever!!!!
it’s true he did scare the shit out of me
2 tags
I have no idea how to feed this cat
As Ben is taking out the garbage, Grandpa is lunging and scratching at the bag so he can bust it open and eat what’s inside. He is psychotic and insatiable and I have no idea how to get him to stop being hungry. It’s not like I don’t feed him, I feed him a lot but it’s NEVER ENOUGH!!!!!
4 tags
Grandpa is an asshole
It finally happened, Grandpa jumped up on the stove right after I finished cooking and burned his paw. Luckily he’s ok, but he’s still fucking stupid because as I’m typing this he has jumped up on the stove twice- paws be damned!- to lick whatever morsels he can find. Kinda hard to feel sorry for the little fucker…
Rick Santorum launches CUM: Conservatives Unite... →
bbbrad:
nickdouglas:
joshsternberg:
Seriously.
Newt winning South Carolina last night was like a fat and pale Punxsutawney Phil seeing his shadow. We get another few weeks chock full of glorious, glorious moments like when I realized this indeed, was no joke.
Can we call him Rick Scrotum now?
“‘You grow up readin’ about pirates and spacemen and stuff, and jus’ when you...”
– Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (via monocled—misanthrope)
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley (via infinitives)
9 tags
I watched Food Inc this morning...
Ben and some of his friends had already seen it a while ago and I just never got around to checking it out until now. If you haven’t seen it already, you might want to.
It was disturbing, upsetting, disgusting, and depressing. I was immediately overcome with the desire to go back to the store and return the meat I had just bought last night. Not just because I felt bad for the animal...
We watched Chasing Amy last night
It was the most convoluted and fucked up shit I ever had to sit through.
I wanted to choke every character. I don’t understand what all the good reviews were about, it was all just a horrible mess to me :P
It's "snowing"! ( Finally)
But it’s more like a sloshy dusting ( is that possible?). Since it’s all cold and gross out I think we’ll finally be able to get around to putting Christmas away :/
I’m one of those dumbasses who would like to keep her tree up all year, it makes everything so much more cozy!
