1. Day 243: grateful for friends who send me pictures of their dog’s assholes

    Day 243: grateful for friends who send me pictures of their dog’s assholes

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  2. Dont let ferguson die because it isnt trending anymore

    Yet they’re still talking about the Maylasia Airlines disappearance

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  3. It’s very important that we re-learn the art of resting and relaxing. Not only does it help prevent the onset of many illnesses that develop through chronic tension and worrying; it allows us to clear our minds, focus, and find creative solutions to problems.
    – Thich Nhat Hanh (via zenhumanism)

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  4. humansofnewyork:

"My father was very simple, but everyone respected him. The former president of India came to his funeral, even though we weren’t a wealthy or powerful family. Everyone saw my father as a peacemaker. Whenever there was a fight, he’d put himself in the middle and beg for it to stop. Once there were two groups of men fighting, and my father ran over to break up the fight. Someone threw a stone and it accidentally hit my father in the head. He was so respected, that as soon as the stone hit him, everyone went calm."
(New Delhi, India)

    humansofnewyork:

    "My father was very simple, but everyone respected him. The former president of India came to his funeral, even though we weren’t a wealthy or powerful family. Everyone saw my father as a peacemaker. Whenever there was a fight, he’d put himself in the middle and beg for it to stop. Once there were two groups of men fighting, and my father ran over to break up the fight. Someone threw a stone and it accidentally hit my father in the head. He was so respected, that as soon as the stone hit him, everyone went calm."

    (New Delhi, India)

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  5. humansofnewyork:

"My mother-in-law is giving me problems."
(Kotla, India)

    humansofnewyork:

    "My mother-in-law is giving me problems."

    (Kotla, India)

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  6. humansofnewyork:

"I don’t have any dreams. What’s the point? I’m poor. I don’t have any skills. I wash the utensils in the kitchen— that’s what I do. But I like the girls I work with. We make fun together. I tell jokes. They tell jokes. I’m happy— it’s in my nature."
(New Delhi, India)

    humansofnewyork:

    "I don’t have any dreams. What’s the point? I’m poor. I don’t have any skills. I wash the utensils in the kitchen— that’s what I do. But I like the girls I work with. We make fun together. I tell jokes. They tell jokes. I’m happy— it’s in my nature."

    (New Delhi, India)

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  7. Woke up and we took a walk this morning. Grey and chilly, threatening rain, we just kinda wandered for a bit and talked about video games, doctor who, relationships and comfort food. Picked up breakfast and headed home.

    Ben bought a humble bundle, it’s a charity donation through Steam, you buy a “bundle” of games and the proceeds go to Child’s Play, a charity that brings toys and video games to children’s hospitals world wide. We played for a while and then I didn’t feel like sitting in the house so we went for another walk. Started to rain and we went back home. I started cleaning and he went to do laundry at his parents.

    Lost power for a moment, I kinda liked the silence, came back on and I put dinner in the slow cooker, all that talk about comfort food inspired me.

    We didn’t do much of anything, and it was one of the nicer days I’ve had in a while.

    Now I’m just waiting for him to come home so we can eat.

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  8. I had to.

    I had to.

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  9. It’s on the way

    It’s on the way

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  10. I don’t even know.

    I don’t even know.

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  11. I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
    – Elizabeth Gilbert  (via healthyglam)

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  12. Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
    – Aziz Ansari (via tastefullyoffensive)

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  13. As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

    I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

    But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

    Aman Ali

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  14. A Walk Among the Tombstones,

    just call it Taken 3

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  15. Draw me like one of your French girls

    Draw me like one of your French girls

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